What is the best kind of bear:

And now, from the "Most Popular" CNN.com internet news stories:

Bears eat man at beer festival

BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.

Questions:

1) How awesome is zoo director, "Vuk Bojovic's" name?
2) a. Why was this unfortunate animal enthusiast naked?
b. Did he plan on cuddling with the bears?
c. Also, regardless, did the bears allow him enough time to fully undress before devouring him?
3) How is the grieving family of the victim dealing with the posthumous declaration that only "an idiot" would get into the bear cage?
4) a. How nice is a zoo that has numerous bricks and stones thrown into the bear cage?
b. When can I buy my ticket?

and finally,

5) What the fuck are bears doing at a beer festival, anyway?!